Thin Bacon/ Slave ???

Thin Bacon

One of our favorite dinner is french toast and bacon - no fruit :( just the bad for you stuff ;) Anyhow, tonight Eli asked if he could have another piece of bacon - so Gabe ripped it in half, all fat on one side and none on the other. He gave Eli the piece with no fat on it and Eli replied with:

Eli: "You have bacon?"

Gabe: "Yes, this is the fat"

Eli: "Huh, i guess i only eat the thin"


Slave

Eli: What is a slave?

Gabe: A slave is someone who has a master

Eli: A slave has the whip?

Gabe: No, the master has the whip?

Eli: I look like a slave?

Gabe: Why?

Eli: Cause, Mom and Dad make me do all the work.


Poor poor slave boy who only eats thin bacon....